She's JV to your varsity
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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