Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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