Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
