found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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