OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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