So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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