his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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