used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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