Whoa Z and x make the same sound
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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