How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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