Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
