you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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