I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
