I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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