Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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