I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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