Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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