Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I want is dick and wine.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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