Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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