You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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