So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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