apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We got so high we made milksteak
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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