I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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