love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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