Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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