Having a random hookup so left but love u
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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