did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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