okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Randomize
