Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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