but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
