So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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