Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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