yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
