guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
