Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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