If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
do herpes really smell.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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