Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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