I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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