You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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