woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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