The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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