In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
