her vagine was all disorganized.
My balls are so social today.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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