Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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