well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We left the knife in your bed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize