It's Friday. Sex?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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