I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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