I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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