Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
