In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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