Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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