OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
dude i'm inner monologue high
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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