There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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