did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
