Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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