The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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