I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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