I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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